95. Real Madrid CF ♥ Trips. Concerts. Tokio Hotel, One Direction, Eric Saade :) In love with Özil :3 Tricolor. Abajo a la izquierda.
I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am
can we just start a movement where we go to male politicians events and we ask them sexist questions like “if you are elected who will take care of the kids” and “what designer are you wearing tonight” “do you think that your stunted and constipated male emotions will affect your decision making”
that last one tho
oh lord this needs to actually be a thing
I hate it when you get too fucked up from drinking and then you can’t drink certain drinks anymore because it tastes like that time you almost died.
I wish i actually wore the fashion taste i have
I wish I could afford the fashion taste I have
I wish I had the body for the fashion taste I have
all of the above
i had a dream last night that i was working at starbucks and steve rogers walked in and ordered an iced americano and i said “one iced americano for the iced americano" and then i woke myself up by laughing too hard at my own joke
when parents make sex jokes around you thinking you don’t get it
no matter what you’re good at there will be a 7 year old chinese kid who’s better
enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes